Ted Cruz – President Kaiju

THE ADVENTURES OF TUCKER CARLSON’S FLOATING, DISEMBODIED SKULL, PART 1

Now allied with the President and fully recovered, let’s see how Ted Cruz spends his days.

The CIA has been in a secret war with the President for months. Let’s check in to see how it’s going for them.

Still in critical condition after his rally against the President, Ted Cruz decides (not for the first time) to compromise his principles.

The President has been devastating the country. It’s about time someone stood up to him, and I guess Beto O’Rourke has decided to be that someone.

One prominent Republican decides to risk everything on a rally against the President.