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THE ADVENTURES OF TUCKER CARLSON’S FLOATING, DISEMBODIED SKULL, PART 1

Posted byAndrew TaylorFebruary 7, 2022Posted inBackmatterTags: comics, exploding head, fascist, liar, media, skull, Ted Cruz, Tucker CarlsonLeave a comment on THE ADVENTURES OF TUCKER CARLSON’S FLOATING, DISEMBODIED SKULL, PART 1

Chapter 17: Ted Cruz Rides Again

Now allied with the President and fully recovered, let’s see how Ted Cruz spends his days.

Posted byAndrew TaylorFebruary 20, 2020February 19, 2020Posted inPresident KaijuTags: cult, kaiju, ritual, Ted Cruz, Texas, there will be no dreamsLeave a comment on Chapter 17: Ted Cruz Rides Again

Chapter 9: Crack, Part 1

The CIA has been in a secret war with the President for months. Let’s check in to see how it’s going for them.

Posted byAndrew TaylorDecember 5, 2019December 5, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: Britual, CIA, drones, George H.W. Bush, kaiju, redacted, Ted CruzLeave a comment on Chapter 9: Crack, Part 1

Chapter 8: Ted Cruz Sits the Fuck Down

Still in critical condition after his rally against the President, Ted Cruz decides (not for the first time) to compromise his principles.

Posted byAndrew TaylorNovember 21, 2019November 19, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: kaiju, NSFW, Statue of Liberty, Ted CruzLeave a comment on Chapter 8: Ted Cruz Sits the Fuck Down

Chapter 6: Mech O’Rourke

The President has been devastating the country. It’s about time someone stood up to him, and I guess Beto O’Rourke has decided to be that someone.

Posted byAndrew TaylorNovember 7, 2019November 7, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: Beto O Rourke, kaiju, mecha, Ted CruzLeave a comment on Chapter 6: Mech O’Rourke

Chapter 4: Ted Cruz Takes a Stand

One prominent Republican decides to risk everything on a rally against the President.

Posted byAndrew TaylorOctober 24, 2019October 22, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: deep state, kaiju, Ted Cruz, Texas, USAIDLeave a comment on Chapter 4: Ted Cruz Takes a Stand
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