The holidays are over. Surely nothing awful happened, right?
Category Archives: President Kaiju
Chapter 12: Britual
What is Britual?
Chapter 11: Crack, Part 2
What, exactly, do the tireless crusaders in the CIA have cooked up for America’s first kaiju President, Wyrmica? Find out inside!
Chapter 10: Russia
As the nation falls before the might of the President, Vladimir Putin feels pretty good with himself. But should he?
Chapter 9: Crack, Part 1
The CIA has been in a secret war with the President for months. Let’s check in to see how it’s going for them.
Interlude: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Spectacular
As the nation celebrates one of its most cherished holidays, the President is called upon to perform the ceremonial Turkey Pardon.
Chapter 8: Ted Cruz Sits the Fuck Down
Still in critical condition after his rally against the President, Ted Cruz decides (not for the first time) to compromise his principles.
Chapter 7: Vox Explainer
How did we get like this? Ezra Klein steps up to try and explain what is happening in America.
Chapter 6: Mech O’Rourke
The President has been devastating the country. It’s about time someone stood up to him, and I guess Beto O’Rourke has decided to be that someone.
Chapter 5: Live With Cavuto
In the world of 24/7 cable news, there is no one more capable of assessing the President’s impact on the economy than one Neil Cavuto. This is his story.