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Chapter 13: Church & State

The holidays are over. Surely nothing awful happened, right?

Posted byAndrew TaylorJanuary 16, 2020January 15, 2020Posted inPresident KaijuTags: Candace Owens, capitalism, Christmas, eagle, fireworks, Jesse Watters, Jesus, kaiju, Richard Dawkins, Rush LimbaughLeave a comment on Chapter 13: Church & State

Chapter 12: Britual

What is Britual?

Posted byAndrew TaylorDecember 26, 2019December 26, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: Boris Johnson, Britual, kaiju, Theresa May, United KingdomLeave a comment on Chapter 12: Britual

Chapter 11: Crack, Part 2

What, exactly, do the tireless crusaders in the CIA have cooked up for America’s first kaiju President, Wyrmica? Find out inside!

Posted byAndrew TaylorDecember 19, 2019December 19, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: CIA, crack, El Paso, kaijuLeave a comment on Chapter 11: Crack, Part 2

Chapter 10: Russia

As the nation falls before the might of the President, Vladimir Putin feels pretty good with himself. But should he?

Posted byAndrew TaylorDecember 12, 2019December 11, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: kaiju, RussiaLeave a comment on Chapter 10: Russia

Chapter 9: Crack, Part 1

The CIA has been in a secret war with the President for months. Let’s check in to see how it’s going for them.

Posted byAndrew TaylorDecember 5, 2019December 5, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: Britual, CIA, drones, George H.W. Bush, kaiju, redacted, Ted CruzLeave a comment on Chapter 9: Crack, Part 1

Interlude: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Spectacular

As the nation celebrates one of its most cherished holidays, the President is called upon to perform the ceremonial Turkey Pardon.

Posted byAndrew TaylorNovember 28, 2019November 27, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: America, kaiju, Thanksgiving, turkeyLeave a comment on Interlude: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Spectacular

Chapter 8: Ted Cruz Sits the Fuck Down

Still in critical condition after his rally against the President, Ted Cruz decides (not for the first time) to compromise his principles.

Posted byAndrew TaylorNovember 21, 2019November 19, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: kaiju, NSFW, Statue of Liberty, Ted CruzLeave a comment on Chapter 8: Ted Cruz Sits the Fuck Down

Chapter 7: Vox Explainer

How did we get like this? Ezra Klein steps up to try and explain what is happening in America.

Posted byAndrew TaylorNovember 14, 2019November 13, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: cult, Ezra Klein, immigration, Joe Biden, kaiju, Steve King, VoxLeave a comment on Chapter 7: Vox Explainer

Chapter 6: Mech O’Rourke

The President has been devastating the country. It’s about time someone stood up to him, and I guess Beto O’Rourke has decided to be that someone.

Posted byAndrew TaylorNovember 7, 2019November 7, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: Beto O Rourke, kaiju, mecha, Ted CruzLeave a comment on Chapter 6: Mech O’Rourke

Chapter 5: Live With Cavuto

In the world of 24/7 cable news, there is no one more capable of assessing the President’s impact on the economy than one Neil Cavuto. This is his story.

Posted byAndrew TaylorOctober 31, 2019October 21, 2019Posted inPresident KaijuTags: BP, Candace Owens, Glenn Beck, kaiju, Neil Cavuto, NSFW, Wall StreetLeave a comment on Chapter 5: Live With Cavuto

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