The CIA has been in a secret war with the President for months. Let’s check in to see how it’s going for them.
Author Archives: Andrew Taylor
Interlude: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Spectacular
As the nation celebrates one of its most cherished holidays, the President is called upon to perform the ceremonial Turkey Pardon.
Chapter 8: Ted Cruz Sits the Fuck Down
Still in critical condition after his rally against the President, Ted Cruz decides (not for the first time) to compromise his principles.
Chapter 7: Vox Explainer
How did we get like this? Ezra Klein steps up to try and explain what is happening in America.
Chapter 6: Mech O’Rourke
The President has been devastating the country. It’s about time someone stood up to him, and I guess Beto O’Rourke has decided to be that someone.
Chapter 5: Live With Cavuto
In the world of 24/7 cable news, there is no one more capable of assessing the President’s impact on the economy than one Neil Cavuto. This is his story.
Chapter 4: Ted Cruz Takes a Stand
One prominent Republican decides to risk everything on a rally against the President.
Chapter 3: From the Heart
The President has gone on a tour across America, meeting the people he serves. Let’s check in on his progress.
Chapter 2: The Deep State Bop
Now that President Wyrmica the Kaiju is a thing…that is happening…let’s see how his first day in office goes.
Chapter 1: A New Morning in America
There’s a monster in the White House, and he has no idea what approaches.
